BREAK... THEM... UP!!!

" SHANGO REI IS GIVING YOU THE SECRETS OF HIS WORLD FAMOUS, POWERFUL BREAK UP SPELL. PLEASE USE CAUTION WITH THIS MUCH POWER!"

Psychology Today, “love has probably started more schoolyard fights, adult feuds, and outright wars than every other catalyst combined – money, alcohol, drugs, politics, sports, etc.”

IN THIS BRIEF AND EASY CLASS, YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO: 

  • DESTROY A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP OF YOUR CHOICE

  • OBLITERATE A WORKING PARTNERSHIP AT WORK THAT IS WORKING AGAINST YOU

  • DECIMATE AN ANNOYING FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN TWO ASS HOLES YOU HATE

  • LEARN ONE OF THEE MOST POWERFUL BANISHING MANTRAS EVER

  • TURN YOUR BODY FLUIDS INTO A NUCLEAR "LETHAL WEAPON"

  • AND MUCH MORE!

From The Desk Of Shango Rei, 

So... There is someone you want broken up? Maybe You Are Seething With REVENGE.How DARE they abandon YOU after ALL You Gave. Perhaps, you just want a "fair shot" at reconciliation, between you and the object of Your Love. And that BITCH is in the way. Maybe... it is a little bit of BOTH. You may have attempted to take matters into your own "magickal hands" but the results you have desired are thus far... NON-EXISTENT. 

You're ALL to familiar with FEELing Your Thoughts, You Know... the unstoppable... TORTUROUS... Movies in your head of YOUR Lover, sucking... and fucking ... on another. Making the SAME faces... and expressing the SAME PASSION SOUNDS... they once shared with YOU. 

Enough is Enough. I'm SURE... We Both Agree On That. 

I'm not as concerned with your reasons, as I Am for Your READYness to proactively, Begin To TEAR THEIR SHIT THE FUCK UP NOW!!!

Whether You See The Results Of This Powerful Break Up Spell On Social Media... Or whether You Can See The Text From Your Ex, in your Imagination, reaching out To You in full "Rebound" glory. Maybe, you share common friendships, and that little birdie delivers the news You Have Been Orgasmically Lusting For, You Can Taste This. You Know It's Possible. Can YOU REACH FOR THIS OUTCOME? 

THIS CLASS WILL ARM YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH THE SKILLS TO DESTROY VIRTUALLY ANY RELATIONSHIP YOU CHOOSE. BUT CHOOSE WISELY!

" I Am Ready, Shango!!! How do We Get Started?!?!"